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9 Car Trends That Need To Disappear In 2019

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Touchscreen heaters, motor shows and fake badges - here's what needs to go

1. Fake badging

9 Car Trends That Need To Disappear In 2019

We see you. We see you, in your Mercedes-Benz C220d. With your AMG badge. We see you, thinking your eBay AMG badge fools us into thinking your smokey single-tailpipe repmobile is a thundering V8 monster. We see you, and we judge you. Just as we judge you for putting an M badge on your BMW 1 Series, or a Bentley badge on your Chrysler 300C. You look ridiculous, so do yourself a favour in 2019, and throw the fake badges away.

2. M colour grilles

9 Car Trends That Need To Disappear In 2019

Some repeat offenders here, for sure. Quite where the trend for painting, wrapping or clipping the vanes of a BMW kidney grille to ape the M Division tricolour originated, we’re not sure. What’s worse is the tasteless mod not only rarely gets the colours right, so it looks like a toddler’s been set loose with poster pains, but as with fake badges, it’s always a rusty E46 or badly kerbed X5 sporting overly tinted windows that’s been afflicted with the stripes. Which tells you everything you need to know about the individuals responsible.

3. Massive grilles

9 Car Trends That Need To Disappear In 2019

Grilles are a rich seam of trends we want binned, in fact. This is much more the fault of carmakers than it is blind car customisers, though. Cars like the Audi A8 or BMW X7 are modern automobiles with heat optimised engines, so they don’t need more cooling than a diesel locomotive. Even worse is the Audi e-tron (pictured), which doesn’t even have an engine to cool. The sooner these hideous holes are exorcised from car design, the better.

4. Imitation grilles

9 Car Trends That Need To Disappear In 2019

Into the bin they go, along with fake grilles. So obsessed has the car industry become with mesh being shorthand for power or premium-ness, more and more cars are peppered with risible plastic acne that serves no purpose besides looking cheap and nasty. Honda Civic Type R, Mini JCW, Audi A1… consider yourselves marked.

5. Diamond-cut wheels

9 Car Trends That Need To Disappear In 2019

Which aren’t cut by diamonds by master jewellers hidden deep within the Swiss Alps. Basically, it’s two-tone alloys. And they were fine, when it was only one or two brands doing them, and doing them well. But now, they’re on Suzukis and Dacias and all the tedious crossovers. And what’s more, they look even messier than a regular alloy when they’re dirty, or worse, kerbed. Diamond-cut wheels are the matte paint fad of the past three years – overdone and ready for the bin.

6. Modified Land Rover Defenders

9 Car Trends That Need To Disappear In 2019

Are there any standard Defenders left? It seems the ones that haven’t been nicked and callously stripped for parts are all destined to live out a life of urban ignominy, bolted to enormous, fussy wheels and sporting bolt-on widebody arches designed to make the lives of the Made In Chelsea cast a nightmare when there’s a width-restrictor halfway along the mews. Out with the quilted leather, in with the hosedown interior, please.

7. Electric hypercar vapourware

9 Car Trends That Need To Disappear In 2019

Just as the Bugatti Veyron fired the starting gun for lots of wannabe hypercar makers to say they also had a car with a thousand horsepower and a top speed like a telephone number, the rocket-spec rise of Tesla and their YouTube drag race-friendly performance has made ultra-EVs a new battleground of bragging rights. Almost every day the TG office is bombarded with a badly-written press release from a ne’er-proven start-up which claims to have a megawatt-powered thrustmobile that’ll do nought to sixty in minus one seconds and create a singularity. And drive itself. Given it’s by no means a certainty that the new Tesla Roadster will ever do the 250mph claimed of it, it’s probably for the best if everyone else pipes down until they’ve learned how to engineer more than just an iPad with photoshop.

8. Touchscreen heaters

9 Car Trends That Need To Disappear In 2019

If we were to collate a ‘ways the car industry has engineered itself into a dead end’ Top of the Pops, then having exterior view cameras and terrible visibility would be in at number three. Holding fast at two would be heavy, inefficient and easily misused plug-in hybrids. And the highest new entry in at number one and needing fast-tracking to landfill would be touchscreen climate control. Hiding the functionality of simply heating or cooling the cabin in a touchscreen which invariably is slow to respond or doesn’t react to gloves is idiotic beyond belief, and downright unsafe. Yet for the sake of minimalist design, the likes of Audi, Peugeot-Citroen and Jaguar Land Rover is mad for it. Because their designers live in a parallel universe where fingerprints don’t exist, and cars never have to actually move along a bumpy or curving road.

9. Motor shows

9 Car Trends That Need To Disappear In 2019

Not all of them. But when Geneva is now routinely described as ‘a quiet one’ and Paris has entire halls sat empty as brands focus more on the Consumer Electronics Show and online streaming events, do we really need an international motor show every other month? They’re an anachronism that, Geneva and Frankfurt aside, the car industry has gravitated away from. More diary casualties in 2019?

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